Monday, July 27, 2009

Just found out!

i just found out that 'lord voldemort' is actually pronounced 'voldemor'
because in freanch voldemort means 'flight from death' appealing to his goals of immortality, and also being his name rearanged. and that JK rowling divulged in an interview she was mad at the movie producers for pronouncing it wrong so now the whole world says it wrong, except for her.

i will now say voldemor.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Before you judge

Now before you judge me yes i know i have already adressed 'random'

But it's come up again, and in a way more annoying than i thought possible.
You see on facebook, i recieved a request to do a quiz entitled 'the most random quiz EVER!!'
Now being curious i tried it, and the questions you could tell were forced random, people who try and try and try to be random but only suceed in saying something off topic, never something truely 'random' (if there is such a thing) . Things like.

1. What would you do if barney walked into the room?
Hit him
throw a beer at him
look bored

Now i don't know why this annoyed me so much, maybe it's my time of the month, maybe not. BUT what really put the icing on the cake a raw annoyance was the last 2 questions.

9. Was this quiz random?

10. Was it a little annoying?

... there was a point to this rant, maybe you can pick it up and express your true feelings for the word 'random'.

A little bit of a dilema

So yesterday i was out with a friend and jonesing for some sushie, so we went up to sushi fusion in randwick. It wasn't that full, yet i really do hate sushi trains because i never like all the exotic things they put out and feel rude leaving without haveing something- story of my life, i run away. Then i went over to some other sushi shop opposite it, and it was a small shop. It was packed with asians (swear i'm not racist) but i looked in, all the stuff looked good, took 2 steps in and the bell that lets the shop keeper know some has come in rang, and everyone looked at me. I turned as quick as i could and got the hell out of that shop. Now i don't know what did it, weather it was the absence of white people or their pentrating stares, but i am never going near that shop again. I felt toooooo out of place.
Don't really know if there was a point to this rant but this shop made me feel really uncomfortable, then my friend got really mad at me because i had been talking about wanting sushi all morning and had finally 'acted' on it.

Well that probably sounds horridly racist, but meh.
I wonder how many of you would feel out of place in a sushi shop with no australians what so ever.

Damn public transport

why is it that no matter how many seats are available that invariably you will always get some lonely old guy sitting next to you see he can memorize your scent and remember he had human once upon a time when he is feeling low. And this might happen with you aswell, but i'm never game enough to move. Ever. Once i'm finally off the bus, a white van with tinted windows will pass and i'll be reminded of the high concentration of peado's in randwick and run like hell.


watch out, peado vans.

Running away

If there is a situation where your angry enough to run away from home, why is it your awlays back withing 20 minutes? or 5 minutes? is it the inabilitty to stay mad at some one long enough to create an effective 'I've run away and i'm never coming back!'? As for me, i can't stay mad long enough to be up the corner of our street.

Such is life.

My mistake

Having to say 'my mistake' when it was clearly someone else's

shouldering the blame is for the weak

pet peeves

1. people who list pet peeves by some some sort of numeric system

2. people who describe themselves and 'random'

3. people who say 'but your different' E.G "anyone who has time to post things on the internet is a loser" "i post things on the interent" followed by "yeah but your different, when you do it it's cool"

4. Myspace

5. the silver trail snails leave. Lets me know just where they have been and sometimes i don't like it.

5. 'Dear body' vlogs.

6. tandem bikes- just ride your own. that way if you get into a car accident only 1 idiot dies.

7. Myle cyrus- who just like jacob dyllan likes to use excesive lighting to create the illusion of incandecent blue eyes.

8. Lame calls followed by high fives, almost always sported by 'popular' kids.

9. Mud bloods

10. Forwarding e-mail humor.

Interent acronyms

Interent acronyms.

LOL- allows the most arse hole thing to be said if it is followed by lol

roflmao- just as useless as lol if no worse, because it has the same meaning but just takes longer to type

IMO- i never really knew what this meant and i'm sure some of you don't either, its missleading. It sounds like some variation of lol. Hence i missued it and got "loled" at. :(

FTW- thought it was some weird sub species of the more common cousin of his. But now i know better and 'use it well'. <==== harry potter reference



If you read ealier you know that i am erked by some interent abreviations, especially roflmao, which i hate with the intensive heat of 1 thousand suns.

roflmao

ROFLMAO?! why roflmao, did lol not fuflill its destiny and make even the most arse hole thing sound like a joke
"your an arse, and i hate you... LOL"
"oh thats cool that makes it all fine"

I don't like roflmao, its useless we already have an acronyme to describe the humor that tickles our bellies, do we really need another? IF YOU READ THIS SWAER TO THE WIZARDING COMMUNITY YOU WILL NEVER SAY ROFLMAO.

Random

You know what annoys me? when people say that their random, or more so
when they use it as a warning. Random should NEVER be used as a adjective to describe ones self.
"watch out, pretty random! don't know where i'll end up tonight!"
"shutup"



Thats how people who commit there montros crimes worse than sorcerry in camelot should be treated.

Family Guy

I would find family guy funnier if it wasn't all unrelated humor.
All the humor is struck up by "this is even worse than that time when..." or "just like that time that..." or "worse than... in...".
Maybe they ought to find something funny about the actual story line, then maybe i'll watch.

Joggers, dead bodies.

All dead bodies are found by passing joggers, i only just realised.
All the time the news reading will say '... found by a passing jogger'.

So don't jog in the morning- because you will find a body.
don't jog at night- don't jog at night cos you will be the body.

buy a damned treadmill and save yourself the hastle.

M.J

I find it sad, that the king of pop michael jackson never got to prove himself again, he was good in the 80's, then went abit haywire. Then when he is finally returning he is taken away. And so many people will only remeber the wacko jacko.

R.I.P M.J

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Harry Potter ; and the half blood prince

Harry potter and the half blood prince

This movie, was not up to scratch in my opinion. It was directed by david yates, who has done a good job on this one aparantly so is now the director of harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1 and 2, which are in filming. Part of the reason i think this one has been a bit of a flop is that it was just a movie to set up then next, like pirates of the carrabian 2. Which just was long and boring to set up the third. I blame the sotry line of this book and the poor makings of all the pivotal scenes that they showed that were in the book. We can't blame the director because if i'm correct he directed the 'young visitors' and 'the girl in the cafe' and some of 'the bill'. And imo did a great job on the bill and the girl in the cafe. So i blame the story line and the poor transaction from book to film. If it had it's own little sotry line and ending like all the previous harry potters it would be more gripping for the veiwers, now that this is lifted from my chest i will just sit tight and wait for what will be the ultimate harry potter, 'Harry Potter and the deathly hallows'

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